I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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