she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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