I'd wear matching sweaters with you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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