arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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