dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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