Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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