Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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