i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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