We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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