somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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