dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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