you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
