She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
