I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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