He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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