Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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