I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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