My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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