Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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