I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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