I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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