It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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