I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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