i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He shit in the fireplace
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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