Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Alive.
So much puke
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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