Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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