the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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