How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
