She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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