everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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