You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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