You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Randomize
