he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
