i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
