it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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