she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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