have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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