I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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