I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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