is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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