and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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