I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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