I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
What a dumb baby whore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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