Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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