i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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