you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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