But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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