I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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