Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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