pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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