listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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